Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 05, 2021

Too much competition “slugging” it out.

Oh no. Backward drawn snail shells again. I can’t help it. That and lightbulbs drawn with left-hand threads really bother me.

since they put the speed bumps in traffic moves at snail’s pace…

They’ll need to build an overpass if they plan to get through.

To parapharse George Carlin, “If someone in front of you is driving slowly, he’s an idiot, if he’s driving faster he’s a maniac.”

S-car-slo.

Welll, at least they are not too sluggish.

Happy trails to you.

Just wait until the first threat of snow or ice when the roads get salted – that’ll slow them down!

These snails must be (pick one):

a) Italian

b) Turkish

c) Indian

d) Bostonian

e) Hong Kong-ese

At least they seem to be obeying the right side, left side of the road thing

Living life in the fast lane.

Seems to me that snails would need to bump up their speed.

Oregon!