Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 19, 2021

At least he didn’t try to rhyme Urinal Cake.

Kudos to his meter.

So I guess Carla is just a normal person/friend in the series now.

Maxine: "Hey, Urinal Cake – learn how to rhyme! Try using “Roses are red, rad are my raps!” And don’t tell me what I can’t do!"

Maxine is a girl? She’s much more masculine than I thought.

Smoooooth

Max looks bemused.

Valant effort, doomed to fail

At least it ryhmes

Roses are red, I sleep like a hooter. Please don’t snap my neck, like a foldable razor scooter.

Ke-vin and Max-ine sitting in a tree…

Real nice, Kevin.

Must’ve bought that in the “For Mafia money collectors” section of the card aisle

“You can still be nice”. In my experience kids that age are rarely that kind.

Hey, at least he didn’t give her one of those Hallmark old lady cards…

At least it’s sincere.

Looks like someone is trying real hard not to feel anything.

I think this will wind up with Kevin in either a hospital or a body bag. Why? Because it looks like Maxine didn’t quite appreciate the poem he sent her….

aleast it rhymes

Urinal cake is a bad name for someone

Urinal cake is a bad name for someone