Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 01, 2021

Enough to give a man heartburn!!

And for every head put back on the shoulders, eh?

You can’t kill a vampire with impeachment, but a stake in the heart is a proven solution.

if you are going to put a steak through my heart, make mine a filet. I really don’t want the other kind (stake).

It’s all Bram Stoker’s fault. Since the publication of Dracula, everyone knows how to kill vampires.

So that is just a wives’ tale…..

So vampires are bad about paying their doctors?

(Channeling Capt. Kirk raging against Kahn) Van Helsing!

Really? So you only bill $0.50 to remove a stake?

He has to be careful… there’s a lot at stake, here.

Wooden stake through the heart is fatal to Vampires! They cease to be undead at that point.

Didn’t think a stake through the heart would be a treatable condition. Maybe there are cases where the stake didn’t quite hit the heart.