Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 24, 2021

Will Rogers — ‘When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.’

A sticky situation.

That van must have sunk very quickly…

Sticky wicket, what?

The The Tar Tar Pits.

Got to leave something for future archaeologists. :)

Actually, our garbage landfills will be a “gold mine” for future graduate students of useless crap. Assuming the human race survives its own excesses. Otherwise … hey, a bonanza for alien archaeologists!

Totally hilarious. Thank you Mr. Collins.

…I’ll settle down in those La Brea….Tar pits….Where nobody’s dreams…..come true… (from the ‘Pico and Sepulveda’ song by Felix Figueroa, 1938—or was it 1948). It’s the opening theme to the Dr. Demento show, or it was back in the day.

I wanted to fill it with regular…