Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 28, 2021

Long ago I had in my possession some rejected semiconductor masks used to make integrated circuits. The masks were very flat plates of glass with a shiny chrome surface. Some members of the senior staff asked to have one. I thought they liked them as souvenirs of our high tech jobs. I was so naive…..

“That’s ‘Mz. Flush Butt’ to you, Bub!”

I think i want his life. I’ve never had anything stronger than “shake” and definitely wanted to try more, but I always looked like a narc so never got the chance.

By now I would be gone!

Cocaine was always God’s way of telling you that you had too much money!

Who is willing to define ‘THE’?

We gave Jax a pill smothered in peanut butter. The next day he had figured it out.

…with a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat…

I wonder how much the birds are.

Sure, fine. You can use a hammer and a forever stamp, just give the powder to the dog.