Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 17, 2021

Don’t they need to adjust the solar panels 2 degrees about every 2 minutes?

I love the posh British woman’s voice.

Short attention span is Brewster’s gig.

Can I get one for my wife?

At least the message wasn’t “The engines are going to explode in 12 hours!”

Squirrel!

When human insipidity is just not enough …

This is why nothing works – adjusted which way?

Oldbot talks so much like C3PO.

Oh damn, I just realized I’m Oldbot. Can’t finish a sentence anymore without forgetting where in the hell I was heading with it.

Scientist should know that GPS is a system of satellites, which he did not install in the robot.

The only thing worse is a spouse who wants to reorganize your memory while you are trying to tell a story. Some things matter – the exact name of the restaurant doesn’t.

Mrs. Baker thinks I’m having an affair with Siri.

Now if I could only install it in my daughter…

Hope he’s got a good wifi

I have to say – the concept of conversation GPS is just brilliant!