Ink. I’m counterfeiting hundreds, and the printer’s out.
I walked passed the service desk the last time I was at the grocery store and overheard a guy request $100 on the Powerball. I wanted to smack him with my loaf of bread and scream “No!”.
Gee, if I won a million dollars (after taxes) in the lottery, I could buy a million lottery tickets!
Lotteries are a tax on the mathematically challenged.
Lottery is my retirement fund
“I’ll give you some money, but don’t waste it on lottery tickets. Use it wisely—buy alcohol and drugs”
I’m using mine to buy gift cards so I can show good faith effort for the free $70,000 grant the guy on the phone told me I”d receive!
I wish I had enough money to buy a white elephant. I don’t want the elephant, just the money…
Ida No about 3 years ago
Ink. I’m counterfeiting hundreds, and the printer’s out.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 3 years ago
I walked passed the service desk the last time I was at the grocery store and overheard a guy request $100 on the Powerball. I wanted to smack him with my loaf of bread and scream “No!”.
Kaputnik about 3 years ago
Gee, if I won a million dollars (after taxes) in the lottery, I could buy a million lottery tickets!
JeromeBlue Premium Member about 3 years ago
Lotteries are a tax on the mathematically challenged.
Totalloser Premium Member about 3 years ago
Lottery is my retirement fund
John Falstaff about 3 years ago
“I’ll give you some money, but don’t waste it on lottery tickets. Use it wisely—buy alcohol and drugs”
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m using mine to buy gift cards so I can show good faith effort for the free $70,000 grant the guy on the phone told me I”d receive!
RabbitDad about 3 years ago
I wish I had enough money to buy a white elephant. I don’t want the elephant, just the money…