Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 16, 2021

Tarzan gonna bulldog a rhino

The embarrassed rhino looks up. Did he just call me a hideous brute?

Whoa whoa whoa. What’s with the hideous jibe? The rhino is a magnificent creature, you hairless apes.

They are about to piss off a big load of trouble.

Just as well that Rhino has a thick hide, in both meanings, and this is where you need to have brought along something better than sporting rifle….

The one guy is wondering how long he has to carry a dead deer on his shoulders.

“Buddy, for that, I’m going to shove my horn where the sun don’t shine.” -Offended Rhino

Warmed up. Yeah, my trigger finger was stiff; this shooting is strenuous; why I think that trigger pull was at least 4.5 pounds.

Spoored their quarry? Now that is a sentence you’ll likely never, ever, see again in your lifetime.

A lot of ribs on that rhino!

Beautiful rhino about to be slaughtered for the “sport” and thrill of an overly-deficient cowardly murderer. I really hate egotistical “hunters”! If you don’t eat what you kill, you should kill yourself instead!!

The rhino was angry! “I told you, if you’re gonna spoor me, you have to buy me dinner first!” ☺

Upwind? That means the wind is blowing from the hunters to the rhino. They would be better approaching from downwind.

You want some real sport, take him on with a spear.