Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 29, 2021

If that’s the gerund I’m thinking of, well, that’s how you GOT those 907 maggots.

That was a “Like” click for Ralph …

And the mayfly said, “I told her I would pay her everything I owe her tomorrow.”

Ralph never forgets! Funniest thing ever!

they eat s*t anyway (which is why he was on M.P)

Is that how many kids are still in cages on the southern border? (Sorry to get political, couldn’t resist).

Wow, better grammar than humans.

907 MAGAts? I’m sure The Donald would be glad to help… as soon as he pays off all his other creditors.

Why worry? You’ll be dead better you know it.

Only in a human world, fly, so you’re exempt.

That’s a lot of sugar.