In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 06, 2021

How fresh is it if rigor mortis has set in?

Rats, this joke’s getting a little “tired”.

Best stadium food since Rats On A Stick.

Hot dogs, road kill, what’s the difference?

Nice Uniroyal tattoo. And you don’t have to cook it if it’s been vulcanized!

I think I’ve seen this one before.

Albatross!

Ooh the Goodyear tire track kind

Batter dipped too?

Man, they sell everything at this ballpark/stadium!

‘Just in from a lousy irrational Cinderella flick of fiction ; deadbeat mice who lost their sewing needles.’

Anybody remember the prisoners in some southern jail who protested and filed a lawsuit saying they were being served road-kill too often?

Home bleachers for the Vermont Vultures…

Have you seen my oxymoron anywhere?

Selling another speed bump. Oh that’s another comic.

I saw vultures on my neighbors’ roof this morning. I don’t know why they like my neighborhood so much. Usually most of them gather at the cell tower.