Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 30, 2021

You dead.

After my doctor had just given me the old finger prostrate exam, I asked him if he could do it again. When he asked why, I told him I wanted a second opinion.

… but he didn’t stay around long enough to get it.

I told you not to go there….now rest up….

Yup, still dead (7 hours after @Zykolc above)

Wanted..not want, now it’s too late

OK. Not only are you dead you are UGLY, too!

You got God’s opinion, to back up your doctor. What more do you want?

Is that what he’s gonna say to Saint Peter?