Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 21, 2020

That…doesn’t look right.

Welcome to BIZZARO WORLD!!

He’s driving with dogged determination.

Bark seat driver.

Wonder what brand of car that is? I’d like one that can put the seat back that far.

Let the dog drive. It’s got a license.

Put your best friend in a proper harness, and buckle him into the back seat. Otherwise he can become a missile in an accident, or have his neck snapped by the airbag.

“How’d you get here today?”

“I rode a Greyhound.”

Brings back sweet memories of my “boy” ordering at the drive thru. That mug got free stuff all the time.

I see a divorce in the near future..

Now it’s not safe for the dog.

That’s even more unsafe. You’re going to squish him.

Spoil the dog, spare the rod…

My cat used to sleep on the dashboard when we drove cross-country.