Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 08, 2021

Poor schmuck never learns.

Nicole has ballooned up again?

Strange how far this internet thing has developed. Now people all over the world have the opportunity to read my inane thoughts on Doonesbury without knowing even a single thing about me.

Mike isn’t shallow. However, he does have a “type”.

Ah, the days before video conferencing….

“On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.”

Jumping to the conclusion he was going to ask about her physical appearance instead of, say, her physical location.

Boy, those were they days. Now people send you pictures of odd parts of their body before you even know their last name. (It’s not just men, either.)

Lonesome, abandoned sucker.

Or sprouted a beard.