Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for December 09, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    If we had some eggs, we could have some eggs and ham. If we had ham.

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    Jelliqal  over 3 years ago

    The best feature of my husband was that he was the only person in my life who accepted and liked me for exactly who I was. (Including parents)

    Only thing he ever asked me to change was to stop smoking which I did. Small price.
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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    https://youtu.be/H5O7L9oTsxk

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ex-wife did not like the fact that I could not change as much as she would have liked. After less than 5 years she left. Present wife loves and accepts me for who I am and hasn’t tried to change me AFAIK. Been married 28 years this upcoming February.

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not gonna happen, Mister. Her plan is to change you.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    I’ve often felt the same about my underwear.

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