Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 16, 2020

At least he didn’t just come from the reindeer stables.

Out galavanting all night long, without even a phone call! Then you come walking in here with some cockamamie story about delivering gifts to good little children all over the world. And you expect me to believe that!?!

Some believe and some don’t.

How do you like Santa’s outfit? That’s Claus’ action-fa-la-la-la-la suit!

I don’t get it.

Unforgettable!!! That’s what you are!

That’s pretty bad when even Mrs. Claus has her doubts.

Except if Santa’s unbelievable, then he doesn’t exist. If he doesn’t exist, he didn’t track snow on the carpet so what’s she upset about?

Uh oh. Looks like Santa’s mitten is covering a pistol

I see you use the Dominion vote counter.

Fortunately, he isn’t tracking chimney soot and/or reindeer poop.

At least it’s not mud.

Double ententre….

I would have gotten the gag sooner if she’d say “You’re unreal!” for tracking in the snow.