Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 19, 2020

All that matters is that he pays.

I like the jerk’s teeth in panel #2 in Gary Larson’ style .

This is what happens when the Arkham is shut down for the duration!

:-O

After the Robocalypse, the machines will all wonder why our creator decided to power us with a bag of acid and a colony of bacteria, fed by tube with little pebbles and ejecting rot.

A LiOn battery would have been so much tidier.

I always say thank you to “Alexa”

My only goal for 2021 is to finally become sentient.

Resistentialism is a jocular theory to describe “seemingly spiteful behavior manifested by inanimate objects”, where objects that cause problems (like lost keys or a runaway bouncy ball) are said to exhibit a high degree of malice toward humans.

I see phone sex in both their futures.

“…and your watch?” must learn sales skills