Monty by Jim Meddick for December 09, 2020

Yup. Those pita pockets are hard to catch.

Was it named Alvin?

I learned from “Alone” show popup that a mouse has about the same calories as a single pizza roll.

Time to see if GrubHub delivers out here.

Don’t worry, that was Chip. Dale will be along tomorrow

I hate to admit it, but I guess a job is a little better than this.

No thanks, a chipmunk would only arouse my appetite without beddin’ ’er back down.

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire…

You know, pizza delivery drivers are more reliable and common than chipmunks…

On survival training in the Rockies, we caught one chipmunk the whole week. Split twelve ways it was an exercise in “negative calories”. I lost twenty pounds that week.

Shoulda held out for a squirrel.

Monty, you deserve to be alone! :)

He’s getting squirrely.

Well, but are hermits supposed to be well-fed?

Native Americans settled for chipmunks as prey, though they prefered bear and deer; the latter two ARE easier to butcher.

Could use the chipmunk to catch something bigger, maybe?

Get a bigger box.

You should have had a side of roots and grubs, Mister Hermit-Monty DIY-er….

Tastes like chicken—?