Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 14, 2020

Tarzan, you idiot! Didn’t you watch the gorilla?

The password was ‘smack-left knee then smack-right knee’, not ‘smack-right, smack-left, then smack-both’

He will be put up on the mammoth’s back

Tantor says “it’s supposed to be a tap, not a rap!”

Gotcha!

Wrong signal…

Woolly finally tires of these puny, two legged creatures rapping sticks against his knees.

And then he threw Tarzan into the pit. The End. Do t cha love a happy ending, folks?

Proto-Tantor thinks to himself, “If only I had three of these things, I could juggle!”

Knock 3 times on his foreleg if you want a ride. Twice on your head means the answer is no.

This won’t last long. The mammoth might tolerate a gorilla up close to its mouth and nose, but not Tarzan.

MMmmmm……Jungle Man for lunch, or a flip-back and off for a ride with its new “master” aboard! Back to the caves for Fawna, or off to another lost city adventure perhaps?

Het T! You’re supposed to just tap on his forelegs, not put a Hank AAron swing into em.

Ow! My monstrous wooly foreleg! You little $#%*!