Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 12, 2020

Tarz’s get a free ride back to the caves, and teaches them how to tame our hairy friend?

Tarzan gets a new pet!

Fawna returns to the village.

Omat: What is that?

Fawna: It’s The Puny Man Thing Oblivion Welcome Mat.

Monkey see monkey do

Tarzan curses the narrator, “nothing puny about this man thing pal…”

Tarzan, Lord of the Puny Man-Things.

Tarzan brought his knife today. This is about as dumb as bringing a knife to a gunfight, but he’ll come home sitting atop the beast, who will reach down its trunk and lift the lovely Fawna aboard. This would be a good time for Jane to show up with her elephant gun. I can just hear T saying, “Lemme e’splain.”

Tarzan see, Tarzan do using Bolgani’s strategy in making wooly bully Tantor submit to his will. Tarzan will use the mammoth uber/lyft creature to take him back to the caves to hook up with Fawna, or find someplace more interesting to visit…..like a lost city with a sex-starved blonde queen perhaps. Fat boy Pomeroy must be rolling in his dirt bed if that plot pans out…….

Little did Tarzan realize he had picked up the wrong type of stick. Nothing made mammoths angrier than a fuzzy weenie wood branch.

I knew it, Mr. Mammoth just wants to be friends. Give it a few peanuts and you two will get along just fine.

I think the period after “ground” is supposed to be a comma. Makes more sense.