I had a plank extending off my balcony and my Siamese like to sit out on the end of it, swaying up and down. I liked to play with him, so when I was downstairs, I teased him by tossing my ring of keys just out of his reach … almost out of his reach. He snagged the keys and I had to wait an hour for my wife to get home.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bow before her mighty power!!
whahoppened over 3 years ago
Rejoice! For she could be a dog and eat it!
ACK! Premium Member over 3 years ago
Remind her that you control the can opener.
J Short over 3 years ago
Remind her you own a Super Soaker.
WoodstockJack over 3 years ago
Cats are gods. Just ask them.
ROY PICKETT over 3 years ago
Keeping the servants in line.
Cerabooge over 3 years ago
She already ate the pizza.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s because there are no good recipes for cats.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
When she ultimately comes down to be fed, show your power by not giving her any food and if she retaliates, take her to the vet…..
Ratkin over 3 years ago
Eave her alone.
hooglah over 3 years ago
Go get my 12 gauge. We’re about to fix the problem for good!
jtrevor99 over 3 years ago
I was taken to this page when my cat pranced across my laptop keyboard just now. I’m…not sure what to make of that.
Mike H over 3 years ago
As long as its not the TV remote too.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I had a plank extending off my balcony and my Siamese like to sit out on the end of it, swaying up and down. I liked to play with him, so when I was downstairs, I teased him by tossing my ring of keys just out of his reach … almost out of his reach. He snagged the keys and I had to wait an hour for my wife to get home.