Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Imagine over 3 years ago
I just blocked all the drains in the bathroom and turned on all the taps. Do you mean something like that?
wiatr over 3 years ago
Subtlety with management usually gets nowhere.
jel354 over 3 years ago
Try spelunking gear to tell the CEO about your low opinion.
pathamil over 3 years ago
They said I had to wear a mask…
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
“Try and finish up here before you go.” “I’ll see you on Monday, oh, and have a Happy Thanksgiving.”
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Use the files to spell out SOS on the floor?
ferddo over 3 years ago
Not that any of them will get you any relief…
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Those flippers are a nice touch!
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hire a forklift, put all that paperwork into boxes and use the forklift to put all the boxes in front of his door so he can’t get out (There’s enough paperwork there to be quite heavy.) Then leave and have a nice, peaceful Thanksgiving. (Don’t answer the phone.)
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Linda pioneered the art of office sarcasm by creating the first Snorkeling-Snerking combination. :>)