Jeff Stahler for November 08, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Seen several of these. He’s not going to go quietly into that dark night. Alas.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The American people have spoken, and TRUMP IS FIRED!

    We have elected a candidate who:

    • Got the most votes (by a margin of 4.1 million and growing).

    • Got an outright majority of the votes.

    • Won the electoral college.

    And still the sore losers riot and sue and whine and protest. Can you imagine how these whiny snowflake TrumpubliCON crybaby cult worshippers would be screaming and rioting if THEY were the ones who had to confront LOSING an election while getting MILLIONS more votes than the nearest competitor?

    For the rest of us, people are literally dancing in the streets, fireworks exploding and church bells ringing across Europe, and bigger crowds for Trump’s termination than his inauguration.

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    The secret services forcibly removing him from the white house will get the best TV ratings he’s ever had!

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    VegaAlopex  over 3 years ago

    He shouldn’t have been hired in the first place.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Best line in Biden’s speech: ""We will not lead with an example of our power, but with the power of our example." This us 180 degrees out of phase with the bullying that characterized Trump’s “leadership” style.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Trump does not realize how lucky he is. When a dictator is deposed by his own people, it usually does not go well for him.

    - Kaiser Wilhelm II was forced to abdicate

    - Napoleon was exiled

    - Czar Nicholas II was murdered

    - Mussolini was shot, lynched and his body was mutilated

    - Hitler committed suicide.

    The worst that’s going to happen to Trump is that he might serve some jail time.

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    eclairewl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Need a TV camera for that. Should get tremendous reviews.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Trump supporters will not concede and parrot the words that Trump has taught them to say.

    What you have to understand about Trump supporters is that they do not have a concept of reality. To them the whole world is, “Mommy, I’m afraid. I don’t like that. Make it go away!”

    This is what makes Trump God in their eyes, “Don’t worry dear, you are not responsible for your problems, it’s the Blacks/Mexicans/Muslims/Gays/Women/immigrants/Obama’s fault that you are failing. You’re perfect as long as you keep loving mommy. It’s those evil ‘radical left socialists’ that hate mommy and God that are causing you all your pain. Mommy will make them go away. I promise and I always keep my promises, you know that, don’t you.”

    “Don’t worry about the big boogey man called Corona. It’s a hoax and like a miracle, you’ll get up tomorrow morning and it will be gone like it never happened. Trust Mommy Trump. I’ll make everything better for you.”

    “And don’t forget when someone tells you the truth and it hurts, just tell them ‘fake news’ and that will make it all better.”

    So to expect them to accept reality now, even if it is crammed down their throats is expecting too much from them. They will brood and not accept defeat. So in the future, some wannabe dictator will tell them how they were “stabbed in the back” by Jews or Blacks/Mexicans/Muslims/Gays/Women/immigrants and they will buy it.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Stahler and other have just been waiting for a chance to throw Buttercup’s favorite line back at him. That’s done. What’s next?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    80% of the military mail in vote went for Trump.

    Do you think his buying multiple exemptions from the draft had something to do with it?

    Do you think his statement about McCain, “I like people who don’t get captured” had something to do with it?

    Do you think his lying to a politicized military “Trump Rally” assembly telling them that they did not have a pay raise in 10 years (false) and then promising them a 10% pay raise and then NOT delivering on it, had something to do with it?

    Do you think his stating that he was “smarter than the generals” when he can’t even tell the difference between napalm and agent orange had something to do with it.

    Do you think that his inability to understand why anyone would join the military when they could make much more money in the civilian world had anything to do with it?

    Do you think that his blaming the Gold Star Mothers for infecting his precious body with Covid had anything to do with it?

    Do you think that his skipping the WW I remembrances in Europe because it was raining had something to do with it?

    Do you think his skipping Veteran’s Day at Arlington because he had “important phone calls to make” had something to do with it?

    Do you think his calling fallen veterans “suckers and losers” had anything to do with it?

    After all, he’s done more for the military than any president in history, just ask him, he’ll tell you.

    Do you think he’ll even leave the White House this November 11th? Maybe he will if the weather is nice on the golf course.

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    Tonto & Redd Panda  over 3 years ago

    I’ve got a pool started, for when melonoma leaves trump. Anyone interested?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Poetic Justice… What brought him recognition and fame (?) is now shaming him and his empire.

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    done  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been waiting for this joke for four years. Longest punchline ever.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Now if only we could make him apprehend the meaning of this sentence.

    Oh, and speaking of “sentence” … >:-D

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think the depiction would have been more impactful if you had chosen anyone other than a white male to deliver the punchline.

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    How many secret service agents will be applying to serve on Tiny’s post-presidential security detail?

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    RandomLantern445  over 3 years ago

    Boom. Trumps mad. But democrats are happy because Biden won.

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    NaturLvr  over 3 years ago

    One of the best signs I saw yesterday in the jubilant crowds was this: “We grabbed him by the ballots”.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    Criminal racist Trump will leave the country before he can be arrested for his crimes.

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    Bobbers Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love the stock tip left by a WaPo commenter: Invest in companies that sell orange jumpsuits!

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Great artwork Jeff ♥♥♥

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    JanaKralovna  over 3 years ago

    This guy said it wrong. It’s, ’Yah fi-yuhd."

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