Steve Benson for November 04, 2020

Lincoln was willing to listen to and discuss ideas and issues with his opponents – Tiny isn’t capable of a allowing any difference of opinion. His hint that Tony Fauci must go is an example.

Why can’t we just have love emojis?!

The whinny cry baby is gonna try to have our votes thrown out by his pre stacked justices. Shades of elections past… I’m soooooooo very tired of this orange clown making a mockery of every American standard.

The Boston Globe.

Biden breaks Obama’s popular vote record

3 hours ago

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Yahoo News

Biden is now projected to receive more votes for president than any other candidate in U.S. history.

Lincoln’s ghost should haunt tRump until January.

I’m looking forward to some boring news days, you know, like we used to have.

When everyday didn’t start with “Now, what’s he done?”.

I got a smile so big, my mask keeps breaking it’s straps.

Another excellent ’toon ♥♥

Not presidential tinder? Been saying that all along.

But he is a blockhead.

Too much rotten wood in the center.

Use the tinder to start a fire to purge his “administration”.

That’s one way to get rid of dead wood.

Thanks, Abe. That’s the second time you’ve freed the slaves!

FDR: “The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.”DJT: “The only thing we have to fear, is people voting.”

The Washington Post’s regular editorial cartoonist, Tom Toles, just retired. For budgetary reasons, Steve Benson’s former newspaper had to cut him loose. Anyone besides me see a match made in heaven? What can we do to help make it happen?

Mr. Benson, not to but any undo pressure on you, but you’re needed daily at the moment, so no skipping days, k? You are part of our sanity, we need you, man! :-) :-)

An antique broker was driving thru the back roads of Appalachian Kentucky, scouting for overlooked treasures of Americana, when he spotted a rugged farmer chopping wood at the far side of a pasture. He parked, walked over, and struck up a conversation, mentioning that he was looking for old-timey stuff, and asking if the farmer knew of any.

“Wal, sure, we take good care a’var things, ya know. Patch it up, make it last — we’re handy that way. Pass it on down from father to son and all that. Like this here axe, for instance, been doin’ that since it belonged to old Abe Lincoln, way back when.”

At this the antiques guy perked right up. “Abe Lincoln? THE Abe Lincoln!? Went on to be president?”

“Yup, same guy, calt him the Railsplitter, ya know.”

The broker was now really excited but then noticed something. “Say, for something that’s been around since Lincoln’s day, that axe looks like it’s in awfully good shape. Are you SURE it was his?”

“Yessir. A’course, it’s had 2 new heads and 5 new handles since then.”

I’m not sure which I would’ve found more satisfying, a single-blow massive rebuke with Biden winning in an indisputable landslide or the slow drip drip drip death of a thousand cuts that Disaster Pumpkin is currently experiencing, probably realizing in his heart of hearts that he can’t threaten, bluff, buffalo, out-litigate, or outlast his way out of this one the way he’s done so often before. Twisting slowly in the wind is still too good for him, but perhaps no one will be around to see it, since I think the other rats have already started heading for the lifeboats.

And he was obviously never going to grow into that role. Best to thin out the forest.

I love this, Steve! He’s so hideous, he’s almost cute! Kind of like a Chinese crested dog with a bad case of mange crossed with a schmoo!

Presidential timber? Not.

Presidential tinder (to start a fire in a crowded theater)? Trying.

Presidential tinkerer? Also trying.

Presidential thinker? Absolutely not.

Greetings Biden Supporters! Like Mr. Benson, I’m guessing you are finally reaching your inner calm place which fills you with peace and goodwill towards all mankind! You can return to a place emptied of anger and hatred! Rejoice!

So very tired.

oh, and Biden is? Oh wait….corrupt, racist, pedophile …Yeah, I guess Biden is presidential!