Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 30, 2020

as Topal sang,

TRA-dish-UNNNN, TRADITION!

Exactly how do you mean that, Guy-in-a-Shroud?

With no teeth he doth protests too much….

Halloween: The Final Chapter

She looks as if she has seen a ghost.

As in “you won’t be around next year” or “stop giving out crappy candy”

But some of us like the taffy with the peanut butter in the middle.

It’s much better than “Smarties.”