Would it upset you little metaphysical world if I told you someone has stolen my glass?
But it’s completely full. Half with the liquid and half with air.
Half empty if I’m drinking. Half full if you’re pouring.
….it is twice the volume as needed…
Ear poison.
“One man’s meat…?”
Someone needs a hug.
Wrong orifice.
I’ve long known that seeing the glass half empty isn’t the only way to express pessimism. Apart from the above example, there’s “The glass is actually completely empty; it’s painted to throw us off.”
That glass is overdesigned, if it holds 50% more than requirements. :)
Should be ear worms.
Tell me, really, is this funny?
The water in the glass is at a median level.
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Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Would it upset you little metaphysical world if I told you someone has stolen my glass?
Qiset over 3 years ago
But it’s completely full. Half with the liquid and half with air.
Olddog1 over 3 years ago
Half empty if I’m drinking. Half full if you’re pouring.
gnome over 3 years ago
….it is twice the volume as needed…
androgenoide over 3 years ago
Ear poison.
Havel over 3 years ago
“One man’s meat…?”
Mostly Water Premium Member over 3 years ago
Someone needs a hug.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Wrong orifice.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
I’ve long known that seeing the glass half empty isn’t the only way to express pessimism. Apart from the above example, there’s “The glass is actually completely empty; it’s painted to throw us off.”
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
That glass is overdesigned, if it holds 50% more than requirements. :)
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Should be ear worms.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tell me, really, is this funny?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
The water in the glass is at a median level.