The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 30, 2020

That would be one scary jack-o-lantern.

Yes, it would be scary as heck if it looked like mother Gargle.

Just tell her it’s a tribute to her pleasant personality.

He could honor his wife this year.

But they’re supposed to be scary.

There is a fine line between scary and terrifying.

Make it look like Hattie.

Yeah, the MIL isn’t scary enough on the best day of her life.

Funny thing is, if you do carve a scary looking pumpkin, it will ALWAYS resemble her. Bwa Ha Ha…….

You had to admit, it was pretty scary.

That’s not fair. It wasn’t Brutus’s fault that Gladys thought his last pumpkin carving look like her mother.

Oh the horror.

Wouldn’t it be an actual crime to put something so ugly outside? You will make children cry, and possibly give someone a panic attack!