Fat Cats by Charlie Podrebarac for October 23, 2020

Uh… remember, Leo… you’ve said you don’t look good in horizontal stripes.

And even if you get an orange jump suit… it won’t be tailor made.

Even worse… could you even survive on only three meals a day?

Bad Kitty

“Tell the TRUTH? My lawyers assured me I wouildn’t need to—I’m rich, you know.”

Close enough! : D

[end rhyme] to give you nothing – but hot air – but the chair – phbbbt so there.

High paw to the law!