Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 31, 2020

A bag of oats for you instead!!

I love cooking. The cleanup, not-so-much.

Horace, you can clippity clop down to the barn and have take out….

I’m with you, Horace. I have a tough time boiling water.

Cooking for me is reheating last nights leftovers when I get home from work in the morning

The microwave and toaster are the only kitchen appliances I ever use (and the coffee maker)

My second wife would only cook two dishes: ratatouille and chicken curry. Cooking is not my favorites thing but eating is right up there in the top three, so I did a LOT of cooking. Now I can cook anything from chicken chow mein to beef Bourguignon.

I don’t mind cooking… I hate cleaning up.

Cooking became more enjoyable after I realized it enabled me to eat better. Although, like KEA, I don’t particularly enjoy the cleaning up afterwards.

Horace…. ask yourself…. can Melody cook…?

We feel your pain, Horace.

Horance is nowhere as unhappy as cook Weber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aagW8uoFfkM