Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 15, 2021

A fear of xenophobia? Only if you’re the xeno others are phobic about.

I think all xenophobes should sent back to their home country.

I’m hydrophobic but I’m afraid that other people will find out.

Department of Redundancy Department and the Natural Guard.

I am arachidophobic. I have a fear of peanut butter being stuck to the roof of my mouth.

Xenophobic? Stupid chickens—I don’t know why we let them live in our country! Nobody likes them! Go back to Clucklevania, dumb chickens!

What do you do if you’re afraid of strange psychotherapists?

Good

I have a similar phobia about talking chickens.