Mike Luckovich for October 09, 2020

As the fly explained in an interview after the debate, “Well, it looked like poop, it smelled like poop and it talked a lot of poop, so I did what I always do-do.”

Mike Pence debate summary: the EYE and the FLY.

I guess his hair is so… firm… that he didn’t notice the fly there? Or he has iron control. Sure, if I had a fly in my (admittedly sparser and surely more ‘natural’) hair, I’d have shooed it off within seconds.

Pence needs to assemble a swat team to protect him from the insects attracted by his stench.

Liar Pence just tells the same old right wing lies calmly, not hysterically like Trump.

Pence couldn’t manage a Sunday School picnic, so Trump gave him a job that didn’t matter. The covid response.

Got to hand it to Kamala for keeping a straight face during the fly episode.. mind, as a mother, she could have taken a newspaper and walked over and smacked it.

The fly was sent by his master Beelzebub to monitor the debate?

At least his record remains intact…

It was cruel of Kamala not to tell Mike that his fly was on his head – it would have made great television.

Contrast this with Barack Obama who, as I recall, was caught on camera before one of his early Oval Office addresses snatching a fly by hand in mid-flight.

His hair is spray on – pretty much like his religion.

Burnie Sanders needed to get Pencie Poopoo’s hairdresser. Burnies hair just makes him look like a mad scientist.

The walking dead had no answers, just a fly.

Is this another member of Trump’s SWAT TEAM he sends to fight legal demonstrators ?