Jeff Stahler for October 09, 2020

I believe that fly’s picture was worth 1000 words. Remember when Bernie Sanders had a bird moment? Much better (in every way).

Which is more than she gave Harris.

I looked up symptoms of covid.

Common symptoms are tiredness, shortness of breath, dry cough, loss of sense of smell.

Less common symptoms are conjunctivitis and flies landing on you.

The fly would tell far, far fewer outrageous lies.

Why not? After all, he fly IS smarter AND MORE HONEST then Preacher Pence!

The fly can take it out of the 30 second intervals Pence talked over Harris.

Trump and Pence are rude boys who can’t follow the rules. Vote them out.

Fly: Oops! I was just looking for somewhere to land, and the bright lights attracted me.

Hahahahahaha!!!! Truth!

“Suffer not a fly to live”, it says so in the Bible. Pence goofed.

The fly was giving Pence answers to the questions. Only intelligent being on his side of the debate. Thing is the fly hates the average person too.

It was a service fly, like the dogs they use in hospitals to sniff out cancer and stuff, this particular species of fly specializes in BOTH bullsh#t and COVID

And everyone around him kept a straight face.

S-o-o-o-o the fly lands, listens to TupPence for a bit, thinks it over, and says, I speck not, and takes off. One vote lost.

Like that song “Wings of a Dove” by Bob Ferguson in 1958.. this truly is a sign from above.

The fly’s response: “What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a-happening? / What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a-happening? / What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a-happening? / What’s the buzz, tell me what’s a-happening?” Thanks to “What’s the Buzz” from Jesus Christ Superstar; music by Andrew Lloyd Webber and lyrics by Tim Rice (1970).

Do you believe that Trump has never lied?

Do you believe that Democrats breed babies so they can sacrifice them in Satanic rituals and drink their blood?

Do you believe that property rights are more important than human rights?

So you believe that 210,000 Covid-19 deaths is a reasonable amount of fatalities to prove that the disease will go away on its own?

Do you believe that there are some “very fine people” in the KKK and American Nazi Party?

Do you believe that Obama, Clinton and Biden should be arrested and that there are reasonable charges with evidence to back them up?

Do you believe Mexico actually paid for the wall? Do you believe there is actually a wall?

Do you believe that masks “don’t work?”

Do you believe that a really smart, like stable genius, tremendous businessman can’t make his point in a “waste his time” video conference?

Do you believe that hydroxychloroquine prevented Trump from catching the Covid-19 virus?

Do you believe that unregistered aliens are voting in our elections and that people without Social Security accounts are stealing our benefits?

Do you believe that radical Democrats are responsible for causing and conducting riots even though nobody has stopped them to see their voter registration card or even asked them what their political affiliation is?

Did you believe Lindsey Graham when he said he would not vote on a Supreme Court Justice during the last year of a president’s term? Do you believe him now?

Did you believe Mitch McConnell when he told us, “Let the voters decide?” Do you believe him now?

If you answer yes to all these questions, then vote Republican this fall. MAGA.

Gail King’s CBS news blunder… she emphasized this was a “fly of color.” So now folks are speculating where Kamala was hiding the larvae.

Whitmer is the victim of a right-wing, white-supremacist plot and Trump’s response is not to condemn the terrorists, but to complain about what a lousy governor she is.

It must have really upset Pence to have to answer to TWO women.

OT. I saw Trump’s new ad, the one that ends with Dr. Fauci’s “quote.”

I will now quote Trump. These words came from his very mouth, “I am … a disgusting … son of a bitch … from a … shithole nation.”