Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 23, 2020

Now that he has the cop distracted with his hands, he can make his getaway.

Well he did what the cop told him to do.

What next, is he going to disarm him?

Be careful with what you wish for.. Sometimes you get it..

All good comments. And thanks for the laugh, Mark.

Sure made me laugh out loud.

Now the cop has to take them to the nearest McDonald’s when he buys a coffee, for the garbage is clearly marked hands and cups only.

(An old cartoon, and not Mark’s.)

he’s a helpful sort, always willing to lend a hand…

LOL! You told him to do it!

Gotta love zombie humor.

Hey, how did he “hand” them over?

well, he did what he was asked, now what?

Oh, a smart guy huh? ZZZZAAAPPPPP!

The ten finger discount caught in the act

I said, “Gimme five!”.

Hands down! This is the best zombie joke I have read ever!!

Eek! But I’ve never encountered a zombie first hand.

Igors are always willing to lend a hand.

This actually illustrates the problem when police rely on shouting and treat deafness or language difficulties as a threat.

Thanks for the laughs, Mark.

Isn’t he handsome-less.

Very handy when it comes to cuffing..

If he tossed only one would he be Hands Solo?

“Excuse me… can you lend me a hand?”

It’s so great when a comic like this makes me laugh out loud, but when it’s also one that I can see through the eyes of a long-gone loved one who’d have had the same reaction. Maybe that’s a form of more endearing, but sad, emotional zombieism. ;-)