Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 15, 2020

I’ll take my chances with the fries.

Go buy your own fries. Quite trying to steal ours.

I’ve got my own fries. Why would I want yours?

That’s a tough call…..“Wear a dress or never eat fries again!”…Guess I’m off to Macy’s to go to the woman’s department to look at dresses.

Studies have shown that women who put on a little weight live longer than men who mention it.

Go ahead, strap on several five-pound fanny packs of avoirdupois which you will carry the rest of your life. I’ve lost twelve pounds in the last three months, merely by eating fewer carbohydrates. My step is lighter and my back and knees thank me.

I weigh 25 pounds less than I did on my wedding day. No punchline. Sorry.

Hmm. “Necessarily” being the operative word in that sentence, I suspect.