Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 13, 2020

It would be hard to find all the ingredients for the witch’s brew on eBay or Amazon or something.

Who knows, it might catch on – witch glitch kitsch.

I will not do clothes shopping online. I have to see and try on what I’m buying first.

I have a couple of teeny witch hats that I bought last year on purpose.

They come on hair clips, and have glitter and lace on them…

Much prettier than hers…

Really cute, in fact, for something from the 99 cents store.

Hazel, better get used to buying on line…a lot of brick and mortar stores are closing….stock up on your eye of newts and lizards scales ASAP! and for heavens sake, get a new hat!

Must have ordered it from Wish.

(You all know what’s coming…) Witches Be Loco!

But shopping online involves so much less toil and trouble.

I relate. Buying clothing online rarely gives me even close to the expected results, even with measurement charts.

Things are often smaller then they appear on line.