Watched him being confronted during the California drive-by shoo… um… “visit” by two scientists who called him on his disbelief about climate change. He shucked it of with “I think science doesn’t know” and “It’ll get cool”. The man cannot be as stupid as he comes across because he’d forget to breathe. But I guess it plays well with his base.
The only change I’d make is that in real life, defenseless people would be inside that building, and Trump would be far away. Or at least in his air conditioned limo.
—) —) … Without his doctor’s advice, Donald Trump experiments with various anti-viral quack treatments, and as a result has a very bad trip. Alone in his bedroom, he hallucinates tongues of fire appear, to carry him to an unknown room. The only furniture is a chair and a large cabinet with many drawers. Outside, flames lick the windows. The surrounding hills once, covered with forests of paper currency in large denominations, now trace through with rivulets of fire. Donald groans at the waste — of money.
Burning giraffes stampede across the hills. The now-bare trees are strewn with melting clocks. A bee buzzes loudly outside, and two tigers leap at vulnerable Ivanka, who screams and calls for her Dali, as she holds bleeding roses.
Suddenly, “The Chiffons” appear in MAGA caps to sing, “He’s So Fine.” They morph to stereotypical Evangelical gospel singers to parody “All Things Must Pass,” and Donald finds himself a Rock Star with a triple-platinum single, “It is What it is, Suckers,” that has now replaced the National Anthem. Football players still refuse to stand for it, and he fires them all. Then, “The Evangelicals croon “My Sweet Don / Mmm, my Lord.” But copyright lawyers sue to stifle them.
Then all dissipate, so that Donald is alone. He approaches the cabinet with many drawers. As he opens the largest drawer, the head of Fred Trump, Sr exudes and glares critically, so that Donald’s hands shrink even further.
Unable to resist, he opens more drawers, to find disturbing figures from his past. Bare-chested Putin jumps out like a Jack-in-the-box. Stormy Daniels holds his DNA soiled shorts she has saved. A NYC building inspector has condemned Trump Tower, now slated for demolition. Mar-a-Lago is invaded by Killer Hornets with Democrat faces…
… and I woke up. I see the sky is milky with smoke from fires 2000 miles away. Suddenly, far above, a flaming “T” appears, with the words, “In This Sign He Shall Conquer.” And THEN I woke up. (—
Over 50% of the forest in California is on federal land, they have no federal plans to rake or clean them.
Covid continues to burn through the USA like a wild fire keeping the country uncertain, unemployed and shut down. 3rd world dictator Trump refuses to do anything except spread covid as much as possible. Really sick and tired of the Republican death cult, America could do so much better.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Watched him being confronted during the California drive-by shoo… um… “visit” by two scientists who called him on his disbelief about climate change. He shucked it of with “I think science doesn’t know” and “It’ll get cool”. The man cannot be as stupid as he comes across because he’d forget to breathe. But I guess it plays well with his base.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Yeah, this is fine. I don’t have to live here, so………”
cdward over 3 years ago
The only change I’d make is that in real life, defenseless people would be inside that building, and Trump would be far away. Or at least in his air conditioned limo.
superposition over 3 years ago
Trapped in his own fantasy, the ☠resident may ultimately find that this is NOT fine.
Ontman over 3 years ago
The colour of the sky matches him.
PraiseofFolly over 3 years ago
—) —) … Without his doctor’s advice, Donald Trump experiments with various anti-viral quack treatments, and as a result has a very bad trip. Alone in his bedroom, he hallucinates tongues of fire appear, to carry him to an unknown room. The only furniture is a chair and a large cabinet with many drawers. Outside, flames lick the windows. The surrounding hills once, covered with forests of paper currency in large denominations, now trace through with rivulets of fire. Donald groans at the waste — of money.
Burning giraffes stampede across the hills. The now-bare trees are strewn with melting clocks. A bee buzzes loudly outside, and two tigers leap at vulnerable Ivanka, who screams and calls for her Dali, as she holds bleeding roses.
Suddenly, “The Chiffons” appear in MAGA caps to sing, “He’s So Fine.” They morph to stereotypical Evangelical gospel singers to parody “All Things Must Pass,” and Donald finds himself a Rock Star with a triple-platinum single, “It is What it is, Suckers,” that has now replaced the National Anthem. Football players still refuse to stand for it, and he fires them all. Then, “The Evangelicals croon “My Sweet Don / Mmm, my Lord.” But copyright lawyers sue to stifle them.
Then all dissipate, so that Donald is alone. He approaches the cabinet with many drawers. As he opens the largest drawer, the head of Fred Trump, Sr exudes and glares critically, so that Donald’s hands shrink even further.
Unable to resist, he opens more drawers, to find disturbing figures from his past. Bare-chested Putin jumps out like a Jack-in-the-box. Stormy Daniels holds his DNA soiled shorts she has saved. A NYC building inspector has condemned Trump Tower, now slated for demolition. Mar-a-Lago is invaded by Killer Hornets with Democrat faces…
… and I woke up. I see the sky is milky with smoke from fires 2000 miles away. Suddenly, far above, a flaming “T” appears, with the words, “In This Sign He Shall Conquer.” And THEN I woke up. (—
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Too moisture on the East side.. not enough on the West.. trump could fix this in an instant with his Sharpie®.. trust him.. give him another term.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago
HOW TERRIFYING IS It that the “president*” of the United States is a cartoon character… and an incredibly STUPID ONE at that???
*IMPEACHED
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Over 50% of the forest in California is on federal land, they have no federal plans to rake or clean them.
Covid continues to burn through the USA like a wild fire keeping the country uncertain, unemployed and shut down. 3rd world dictator Trump refuses to do anything except spread covid as much as possible. Really sick and tired of the Republican death cult, America could do so much better.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Of course it’ll get cool, you Neo-Nazi numskull. The equinox (that’s when the seasons change, all you beloved “poorly educated”) is in a week.
Neeeol over 3 years ago
KC Green’s comic: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/kc-green
Diamond Lil over 3 years ago
GAH… i hate him!
mwksix over 3 years ago
You know what they say, "Tiny hand, cold heart… "