Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 23, 2020

Some people misspell words even when they speak, it seems.

Back when I was Agnes’ age (when dinosaurs roamed the earth, LOL), talking to a teacher like that just might end up in expulsion from school.

You should offer her some lessons, Agnes.

After 32 years of marriage, and the passing of time, my “wife-wacker” sometimes benefits from the application of medical science.

I recognize Lucy Van Pelt sitting in front of Agnes, and I think the guy behind her is from the cartoon “Doug”, but can’t be certain.

BTW…my editor changed this to “Wife whacker “. I had lettered “Wiff-whacker “. My lettering is horrible and perhaps she thought she was helping me out.

I don’t think her previous teachers warned the new one about Agnes.

The teacher is actually correct. But her life experience apparently didn’t include many sporting events.

Sadly, Agnes’s term has been used by others, as had the device itself, as a wife-wacker…..

She almost looks like an admirer of a certain legal professional. Sooo, The Notorious AGG? ☺

Next stop, principal’s office.

Agnes cracks me up.

Gavel.

She’s shooting for Chief Justice.