Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for October 28, 2020

Mom never lied about her age and neither do I.

I have trouble remembering things. Sadly my age isn’t one of them.

Sweet sixty Aunty, sweet sixty…

I do remember when it comes to those discounts.

More common than you might think…

Does it matter?

That’s an old complaint, Aunty!

Strangely, I can remember the year of my birth, so I only need to subtract that from the current year…

No one will forget 2020…

I hate happy birthday wishes. They always remind you got a year older.

Aunty, just remember: “Older than the hills.”

This one just ran recently.

If you can remember, it’s not lying.

My next birthday’s 2024… I hope the pandemic will be over by then…

You’re lying even now!

Everybody thinks I look really young for my age. Long may that continue.

xxx

How should I know when I was born?

I was too young to read a Calendar.