Herb and Jamaal by Stephen Bentley for September 15, 2020

I discovered the true meaning of deficit spending when I went on my 1500 calories per day diet last year. According to my plan, it’s now December 2026.

Well, you are a growing person aren’t you?

Four? Every box of mac’n’cheese I’ve seen only makes three servings. Maybe it’s time to go upscale.

Icky. Yucky. Mommy, make it go ’way!

Now marketed as a breakfast food.

I have trouble keeping weight on, my job burns massive calories, sounds like a single serving to me

Haagen Daaz went and made their packages smaller, so I don’t have to feel as guilty when I eat the whole thing!

Well, he is a big guy…

I laugh every time I see “serves 2” on a frozen dinner.

For senior citizens, serves one means you and someone else, or you twice.