Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 05, 2021
April 02, 2021
April 06, 2021
Transcript:
Boy: Wanna buy this pen for a quarter?---It writes UNDER WATER.
Nancy: O.K. This pen doesn't write under water.
Boy: Sure it does. There.
Wall reads: UNDER WATER
Tog about 3 years ago
There is one born every minute.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
A very expensive (relatively speaking) lesson to learn, huh Nancy?
harkherp about 3 years ago
But does it write under whipped cream? Is that a young Shemp Howard with the beanie trying to sell Nancy the pen?
jrankin1959 about 3 years ago
“And then, you better run, because somebody’s gonna hit you.” (Shari Lewis)
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
2.45 in today’s money is a bit much for a disposable pen…
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
BULLY!
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
Hey you tricked me. Give me back my quarter
edreajr about 3 years ago
Some days this “Nancy” strip is better than others. Unfortunately, this was not one of those days.
spaced man spliff about 3 years ago
A natural born hustler!!
countoftowergrove about 3 years ago
You always put your left shoe on last. It’s the one that’s left.You can’t drink a cup full of water. You drink it empty.
brklnbern about 3 years ago
Conman in training.
billyk75 about 3 years ago
I won a bet saying I can type “10 thousand words a minute”.
rgcviper about 3 years ago
Yup—saw this one coming …