Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 15, 2020

Wanna bet?

Hey! She stole my plan!

She’s been studying under James Holzhauer. Maybe she’ll soon even be a contestant on Jeopardy when she’s not in Las Vegas.

And with her witch powers, she probably could rig things so that she doesn’t lose!

Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’. – Billy Preston, we miss you.

Would be nice, especially when needed.

Spelled wiener wrong.

Oh, my … the best laid plans of mice and men!

You have to know when to hold ’em. Know when to fold ’em.

I’ve heard of someone with a brain like hers who bought several casinos and LOST money.

Go for it Broomy, someone with magical powers could make it big as a gambler.

When ever I go to, Atlantic City NJ and I have to show my ID, someone always asks is that really your last name? And I always say, yes…but it doesn’t give me any luck! ; )

—Just be sure to avoid the other pros with names like Joey the Batter, Sammy the Barber, or Machine-gun Mitch….