Jeff Stahler for August 27, 2020

Mr. Kool-Aid, I am so sorry your name got mixed up in all these weirdo cult figures. You’re a good product.

Look at the color and explain where he got that liquid.

Drink more ,it’s not killing the GQP quick enough!

If only he would disagree with and hammer putin continuously

Have a nice glass of that warm, yellow, unsweetened liquid called Trump Nectar™,, straight from the bigot, er, spigot.

Mr. Stahler, one correction, shouldn’t it be a little more bleachy colored? you know, to protect their insides and lungs…

Instead of the Republican Party, they may as well just change the name to Trump, Inc.

Snake Oil Flavored, too!!

Well, we left a lot of would-be Trump supporters at Jonestown and aboard the Hale-Bopp comet.

For those that are left behind, they should only be abducted by aliens (the ET kind, not Mexicans) and not returned. Except al lot of them would call it being raptured.

“Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid — tastes great! / Gotta have some, can’t wait!”

Don’t worry, it only smells like bleach.

Put in something with a little kick, wouldja? This is getting boring. The same sad memories keep repeating. If you were a radio, I’d pull the plug and toss you.

Not to worry.. state TV (aka Fox News) is still on the air.

Who is like unto thee among the mighty, O Lord?

The other night, did Melania Trump really say “America deserves ‘complete honesty’ from its president”?

It is Jonestown variety has arsenic in it

Wrong color, GOP elephant is White and old.

All of your tax dollars are going to rich people.

New tongue twister I heard today on the radio:

How many Trumps could a Trump humper hump if a Trump humper could hump Trumps?