Jeff Danziger for August 12, 2020

It’s a Can-spiracy, eh!

Why would they need a “protective” helmet/cap? There’s nothing in there to harm.

There is only one person who could pick a fight with Canada.

So he did.

There really is such a thing as a Faraday cage, which really does block the transmission of radiation. Of course it doesn’t work unless it’s completely closed: Just a hat isn’t enough: You need to wrap it tightly around your entire head, especially tight around the neck.

Not quite exactly sarcasm. Because 5G towers… :)

I try to reuse all aluminum that I use.

RECYCLE!

How will I ever bake my cassarole without the browning help of aluminum foil? Ah, such dispair.

The answer of course is that Canada will not sell us uh-lu-mi-num, but al-u-mini-um.

Trump is Cartman in disguise. I’ve always said it. Now let me put on my foil hat:-)

Just drag out that old set of aluminum pots and pans you bought from the guy who cooked that dinner for you. They came in different sizes and had handles to hold them on your head. You remember in the early talk radio days when Rush Limbaugh told you when to put them on. The technology was better back then anyway. Screw them Canadians.

What’s wrong with Canadian aluminium?

It’s just another piece of the global pie that tRump doesn’t want to share.

My friend Greg did it correctly. A buried room (tiny) constructed of 1/4" lead sheeting, In addition to the lead door a zig zag tunnel with two ninety degree turns also barred signals.

It took almost three weeks for the aliens to find him again. They were not happy.

Too funny

So, which will kill then first… Hair Furor’s stupidity and lies, or The Covfefe-45 virus?

So many of Hair Gropingfuror’s measures have negatively impacted the blue collar worker in the U.S. Why should this fight over aluminum be any different?

Evidently.. only American made aluminum is capable of stopping alien mind control.

Editorial comment aside, exquisite pen work.

Curses! Foiled again!

Make sure you wear them at night. Don’t want that deamon seed getting in.

They could just go back to tin foil…or whatever they used in the Dark Ages.

Nasty right wing extremist Trump likes to fight with everyone, too bad he is consistently wrong about the fights he picks.

NO NO NO You know th Aluminum foil doesn’t work as well as TIN

It’s not called a TIN FOIL HAT for nothing.

Trump supporters.

George Will has a column in today’s newspaper (8/13) that really addresses the utter absurdity of the orange buffoon’s tariffs on aluminum.