FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 21, 2020

what an astounding name for a company

Amazon, Ebay, and Yahoo. He’d have to make it longer these days.

That should be easy for potential vict—, uhh, “customers” to remember…rolls right off the tongue (if it’s a Welsh tongue).

Keep it to two, at most three syllables.

Just wait, it gets worse.

With the many hours of D&D he and Marcus play… I thought Jason would be more creative than that.

Take the “hoo” out. Yahoo has tanked.

One does not make a group.

Try “imagreedylittletwerp.com”. At the moment it’s available.