Close to Home by John McPherson for August 10, 2020

Yes, I’ve done that a few times with gassy electron tubes and those with shorts. Sometimes it works, sometimes not so much.

Okay, she has spots on her gown and the same spots on her arms and legs. Something is amiss here.

As for Bleeb, he’s just hanging out watching the goofy humans.

“Wasn’t she a man when we put her in?”

And thus they discovered induction cooking.

If you’re in one of those when an earthquake hits, it could give you the power to see people’s thoughts and feelings expressed in song and dance. It’s true; I saw it on television!

Over easy, please.

M.R.FRY.

Being I have a MRI scheduled tomorrow morning, this doesn’t give me confidence.

Percussive maintenance.

No malfunction. That just happens to be Magneto’s other daughter…

I think they should make the MRI machine clear so we can see what is banging around in there.

Are those flowers or bullet holes?

“Nurse, do you know what this means?! If she did not have all those pepperonis on her before she went in, then we HAVE-JUST-MADE-THE-MOST-AWESOME-DISCOVERY- OF-THIS-CENTURY!”

That gives you confidence in your health care provider!

Maybe that’s why you hear so many banging noises when you’re getting an MRI…

You wouldn’t know the difference as those machines are LOUD anyway.

Combination MRI and microwave.