Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 12, 2020

“Trademark infringement danger, Will Robinson!! Trademark infringement danger, Will Robinson!! Trademark infringement danger, Will Robinson!!”

(Somehow it’s just not the same.)

There were no survivors.

Trout may have a future in Marketing. That was some professional-level spin there!

“Girls! Sal Manella on the horn! That guy from Upchuck & Ralph!”

I’ve eaten worse so I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt me too badly if i had a couple. how much are you charging for the hot dogs?

Not seeing a whole lot of money in their future. Botulism, yes … money, no.

Good slogan, Trout!

if impkins shows up—— right click my avatar, choose open in a new tab, I got my AFOs yesterday.

Bet on the biker dude going for one.

Trout! Spit that out! ☺

Put up a “gluten free” sign and a lot of suckers will go for it.

Tofurky jerky?

Or, “Ketoliciously nutritious.”https://youtu.be/EMrxjuhS8g8

How to lie without really lying. Agnes will go far.