Lessee. For Peter it would be something about the time lock on the fridge. And for Jason, probably something like the internet being about to go down? Or the school locking its doors…
I switched my phone to play something from my Halloween playlist. Now I have tidbits running through my head throughout the day. “It was a graveyard smash.” “Cause this is Thriller…Thriller night”. “There coming to take me away, Ha-ha!” “This is Halloween!”
On at least one occasion the “real” nuclear attack warning went out over the Emergence Broadcast System instead of the Test Message. You’d think that would be a big wake-up call, but, actually, few people noticed.
99% off sale ends in 1 minute? Typical timing for that sale at 5 am in the morning! Kind of reminds me of the old K-Mart flashing blue light sale. Attention shoppers 50% off in the shoe department for the next 30 seconds! Look for the blue light. People already in the shoe department are not eligible. You will have to go outside and walk around the blue light for exactly 15 seconds.
LeeCox over 3 years ago
It’s just a question of priorities.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Lessee. For Peter it would be something about the time lock on the fridge. And for Jason, probably something like the internet being about to go down? Or the school locking its doors…
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
as if natural disasters and paranormal apocalyses can waken Paige
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
Beer for breakfast.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
How about an alarm that cries — “Dr. Pimple Popper is here to see you now”.
Kroykali over 3 years ago
Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/10/25
ms-ss over 3 years ago
The best alarm for some people is the sound of a dog barfing.
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
Those sound like some of the “mock EAS” videos I’ve seen on YouTube, like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxL9AroNMvk
pearlquake over 3 years ago
My wife would respond the same way as Paige!
BiathlonNut over 3 years ago
I have met many mud puddles deeper than Paige.
cwg over 3 years ago
Know your audience.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago
I switched my phone to play something from my Halloween playlist. Now I have tidbits running through my head throughout the day. “It was a graveyard smash.” “Cause this is Thriller…Thriller night”. “There coming to take me away, Ha-ha!” “This is Halloween!”
jel354 over 3 years ago
Jason would gleefully respond to the second alarm (the zombie notification).
cosman over 3 years ago
Froot Loops & orange juice..?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
On at least one occasion the “real” nuclear attack warning went out over the Emergence Broadcast System instead of the Test Message. You’d think that would be a big wake-up call, but, actually, few people noticed.
dcdete. over 3 years ago
99% off sale ends in 1 minute? Typical timing for that sale at 5 am in the morning! Kind of reminds me of the old K-Mart flashing blue light sale. Attention shoppers 50% off in the shoe department for the next 30 seconds! Look for the blue light. People already in the shoe department are not eligible. You will have to go outside and walk around the blue light for exactly 15 seconds.
RandomLantern445 over 3 years ago
I’m surprised that the zombie notification didn’t wake her up. But the fashion shopper one had a good deal.