Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for January 13, 2022

Go before you go

Welcome into Women’s World. Zipper or not zipper, we have to drop our pants. You’ll manage, somehow. :)

Just find a tree or a shrubbery on the side of the road where you are hidden, that’s what we do on rides. Some planned stops are at parks for the ladies on the ride

Spandex! Ought to be a federal law limiting the maximum allowable size.

I think I have my own personal potty monkey. I tend to be slightly overhydrated, so it’s my own fault. The bright side is I know where every public bathroom is, although since covid came I have been slowly losing that skill from lack of use.

Time for, as they say on The Tour de France, a natural break.

There’s a water bottle down there, what goes out can go back in. Maybe not while you’re ridding though, sprockets you know.