Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for December 01, 2020

Better call the Coast Guard.

While shopping for kayaks, I asked the salesman, if he had any kayaks built for two. He answered, “Only if you want to get divorced.”

I’m a lefty and the Mrs is a righty. Things like this are easy for us.

Turn around on your seat, Emily. Gray is heavier so he should be in the stern.

Shouldn’t one ear be on the other side of the canoe also?