Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 04, 2020

I don’t think I would have admitted that.

Gentlemen, let me show you to our special bullpe….er waiting room, while I finish feeding the chickens.

Number 1 criminal offense there.

bet he put all his eggs in one basket, too…

Sounds like a serious case of chicken fraud right there!

“Yes; I did. – May I show you the omelette I counted as deductible?”

When the company I worked for went bankrupt the previous CEO and some of the other executives got in trouble for this. They got rich and got out by counting money still owed to our company as income to bolster the stock price.

They suspect fowl play.

LOL

Chickens, before they are hatched, are usually counted by the dozen.

That’s clucked up.

Caged in, not free range.

It wasn’t cracked up to what they said it was…

Sure.. trump gets away with inflating his assets… but the little farmer gets a visit from the IRS for counting eggs.

By the way, we also noticed you goose is laying golden eggs.

“Then you owe me a refund.”