Blackadder : [punches Shakespeare] That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years! Have you any idea how much suffering you’re going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find ONE joke in “A Midsummer’s Night Dream”, wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, “What ho, my Lord,” and, “Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual.”
[kicks Shakespeare]
Blackadder : And THAT is for Ken Branagh’s endless, four-hour version of Hamlet.
William Shakespeare : Who’s Ken Branagh?
Blackadder : I’ll tell him you said that, and I think he’ll be rather hurt…
eromlig over 3 years ago
Then get thee to a nunnery.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just park it on a park bench and watch the world not go by.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
The sign was readable enough that the last panel was redundant.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Sad but true
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Can I go back with you?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Pick a rounder number. Like 3000.
Bill Löhr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Where’s the thumbs down when you need one.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“And one of those policemen over there just said ‘Fire at will!’ Let’s get out of here!” ☺
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
Remember to thank Trump on your way back.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
Ernie was sad and mumbled “This is the winter of our discontent.”
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Spears, whether shaken or not, are banned because they have blades more than 4 inches long.
tony_n_jen2003 over 3 years ago
Blackadder : [punches Shakespeare] That is for every schoolboy and schoolgirl for the next 400 years! Have you any idea how much suffering you’re going to cause? Hours spent at school desks trying to find ONE joke in “A Midsummer’s Night Dream”, wearing stupid tights in school plays and saying things like, “What ho, my Lord,” and, “Oh, look, here comes Othello talking total crap as usual.”
[kicks Shakespeare]
Blackadder : And THAT is for Ken Branagh’s endless, four-hour version of Hamlet.
William Shakespeare : Who’s Ken Branagh?
Blackadder : I’ll tell him you said that, and I think he’ll be rather hurt…
Ron Bauerle over 3 years ago
Wonder whether he’d have as much trouble understanding our version of English as we do his…